Maybe Jack Thompson has a good idea.

[thimble]

Any more ways we can stop these kids from killing?

Family planning.

now, to Buddhism--- it is said that Siddhartha Gautama (the Buddha--- "The Enlightened One"), at the end of his life, was able to live off on one grain of rice per day.

I find this statement hilarious.

Yeah... and Jesus turned water into wine...

No, it makes perfect sense.  That's why it was at the end of his life.  Eating one grain of rice per day resulted in his death.  

[Tintenfisch]

how can a guard guard without a weapon?
Mades

Being a guard doesn't nessesarily mean beat the snot out of anybody causing trouble.  Mostly it's to prevent the cause of trouble.  Examples would be breaking up suspisious gangs and setting up proper barriers (fence and what not)

Plus theres always submissive moves and such (A full nelson can hurt like a bitch).

However most of the guards (As you said) are not the most physically fit.

I like jumping around.

[Nightcrawler]

Family planning.

Now that one was good for a smile.  

You know.. lack of family planning and using birth control effectively really is a large, serious problem.

My sister is the latest example of such.  I'm going to be an uncle in February because my sister got pregnant(unplanned of course) and is due.  She's only 18. At least that's older than many others though.

She's probably going to collect some kind of money from some kind of government program that people like ME(the working class) have to pay for.  Why should so many dollars of my paycheck go to her?

Yeah, I believe in helping the poor child here because it's not the child's fault, but my sister, as much as I love here, really deserves to struggle and learn some serious responsiblity. Instead, she will have an easier time than I would having a child because I make too much money to be given all those handouts.

So, while most things will be paid for and covered for free for her, I'd be struggling not to break the bank and get evicted.

Goverment programs were put in place for a reason, but too many people take advantage of them and waste MY money.