(Bad) Jokes!

[Tintenfisch]

How do german kidzzies tie their shoezzes?

In little Knotzzies

[mades]

What did the ghost say to the bee?    BOOBEE

i'm not sure if this is a poor jokee... but it did make me laugh for some reason. good one i guess.

[Nightcrawler]

i'm not sure if this is a poor jokee... but it did make me laugh for some reason. good one i guess.

You laughed because he said booby! It's just like 5th grade health class all over again!  

[mades]

You laughed because he said booby! It's just like 5th grade health class all over again!  

actually, you're wrong. i didn't realise it even said that. i laughed because of something else. (i read the joke and seperately pronounced the two, and that's why i laughed)

[Neil]

I randomly got a pamphlet in the mail yesterday with the following jokes:

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

The workers at teh Federal Mint went on strike today and are demanding to make less money.

When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency I write: "A very good doctor"

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? a URLologist.