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Geist: I want my money back.

Started by Tintenfisch, August 19, 2005, 12:20:36 AM

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Geist.  This game was suppose to come out at around the same time as the game cube, but no, they delayed it for a good four years to bring us.  A steaming heap of dog crap.  This is possibly one of the biggest upsets in a while.

Sure it's fun to possess stuff like the kitchen sink and a TV and  people.  The music is pretty good for this game.  But everything else just blows ass.

I already beat the game (less than 12 hours) and am left with that feeling.  you know that feeling.  It's when you rent a game, don't finish it because you have to return it, then never play it again.  Well that's what you feel like when you beat it.  It left no room for a sequel (thank you) and had a pretty sub par (at best) story line.

the controls are pretty damn bad too.  Clunky so to speak.  the only thing that really could have passed this off as "okay" was if they made it longer, but nope, it was 12 hours of suck with absolutly nothing to unlock.  

And that's not all.  The AI suffered from down syndrome.  With the winning game plan of "Stand around and shoot".

All in all.  This game is balls.  I have made a list of things to do instead of playing this game.

1: go outside
2: learn how to get rid of mold
3: place your fingers on a hot iron
4: try to trap light in a jar.

Megaman makes everything better.  baking, soccer, racing, radio shows and of course the average pool party.